Malcolm patented the “three days dead” look….
Ffolkes, I cannot claim to be perfectly awake just yet, but, it’s time to get started, so you’ll just have to take what you get in that respect, because I’ve sat here diddling my brain and twiddling my...
View ArticleSo far ahead we’re behind…
Ffolkes, Due to circumstances completely within my control, today’s Pearl will be somewhat abbreviated…. The simple fact is, I’m up late(r than normal….. it’s already after 4 AM…), I’ve got a shitload...
View ArticleFirst, we kill all the bankers….
Ffolkes, “Hello again, Peabody here…” ~~ Mister Peabody ~~ Yes, Will, all the lawyers, too… Now, normally, I would not claim any relationship with the title of these Pearls, but, this one was too...
View ArticleTwo orders of artificially-flavored, deep-fried, imitation calamari, please….
Ffolkes, “Since we cannot know all that is to be known of everything, we ought to know a little about everything.” ~~ Blaise Pascal ~~ Ah, yes! I love the smell of artificial, imitation, deep-fried...
View ArticleYour own, private Readme.txt….
Ffolkes, “If you never assume importance you never lose it.” ~~ Lao-tzu~~ Gratuitous image by gigoid Okay, ffolkes, we’re gonna do this a bit differently today….. This is an introductory section,...
View ArticleCream pie has no observable limits….
Ffolkes, “My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie…” ~~ Zippy the Pinhead ~~ “Do ya think they’ll let us enter the Iditarod, Alonzo?” Image from the UK Telegraph 8-4-2015 Good morning…. You may...
View ArticleArtful dodging: a retrospective…
Ffolkes, “How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance.” ~~ Petrarch ~~ Main Thoroughfare, Swords, Dublin Hajime…. As a student of human nature, history, and...
View ArticleUnavailable for comments or plastic ducks….
Ffolkes, “Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.” ~~ Marcus Aurelius ~~ Wind Spinner Hajime…. To avoid getting either maudlin,...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....